Sharing some insanity

5:00am - alarm goes off
5:00.01am - out of bed, stumble over dog downstairs.
5:01am - let dog out, turn up AC, fill water glass, pack backpack w/ lunch, Pat's milk on table, Nattie's snack & drink on table.
5:05 - dog in, stumble back upstairs.
5:06 - Patrick gets dose of Prednisone and eats
5:20 - wishing Patrick would eat faster for 1 extra minute in the shower
5:25 - Patrick back to bed, hop in shower, constant pep talk (out loud) about "everything being okay, you can do this, and you must get out of the shower NOW!"
5:35 - floss, moisturize, brush, make-up, hair, clothes
5:49 - make bed
5:50 - wake Patrick up, get him dressed.
6:00 - wake Nattie up, listen to her whine about how "ITS TOO BRIGHT!", plead with her to go pee!
6:10 - harass Nattie to get dressed, herd her into bathroom.
6:15 - argue w/ Nattie about the snarls in her hair, whether or not she's done a good job on her teeth and why her wiggly butt has just fallen off her step stool for the 3rd time.
6:20 - wipe faces, and herd family (incl underfoot dog) back downstairs.
6:22 - Patrick gets Prevacid
6:23 - Patrick vomits up breakfast, Prednisone and Prevacid and is left in muck because its too damn late to fix it.
6:24 - shoes on, sunblock on, Patrick in carseat.
6:26 - check to do list ONE MORE TIME!
6:27 - coffee in to-go mug (thank freakin' god!), load car, buckle squirming, complaining 3yo.
6:30 - on the road.
6:50 - debate with Nattie over parking options at daycare.
6:55 - drop Patrick off, try to remember everything.
7:05 - drop Nattie off. Hugs, kisses, squeezes, loves you's.
7:10 - park car
7:15 - speed walk until sweaty and out of breath to work.
7:20 - late again. peace and quiet. more coffee.

Maybe I'll share some evening insanity tomorrow ;)