You can't make this stuff up!

Yesterday Jelena was about to pop to tell me something at pick up... here's the conversation she relayed that took place over lunch...

Jelena: Do you kids know where your milk comes from?
Ashton: It comes from cows boobies!
Natalie: YOU'RE WRONG! It comes from the penises underneath the cow. You pull them and milk comes out!
Other kids: Yes, that's right. You pull the cow's penis and milk comes out!
Ashton: Oh yeah, that's right!
Jelena: No, boy cows don't make milk. Girl cows don't have penises.
Kids: Yes they do! You pull them and milk comes out. They have hangy penises that milk comes out of!
Jelena: No, that's a girl cow. Its called an udder and its like when Mommy's breast feed their babies. The udders are girl cows breasts.
Kids: Yes, thats right! Like when Mommy's feed babies w/ their boobies!